The following was an email forward that a friend sent to me. I thought it was funny, and sent it to my hubby. He is an amazing daddy to our kids, and does many things that 'typical' fathers don't do. Case in point - yesterday, while most other men were getting ready to watch the super bowl, my dear sweet husband took the four older kids to the children's museum for the day!
Anyway, he actually responded to each of the requirements and sent it back to me. He's so funny, I just wanted to share:
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classesNo
There is no fast food
No problem
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
No problem, is refinancing an option?
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
No Problem Hot Dogs and Beans
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time.
Eliminate the friendships and the family ties and this requirement becomes easier
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
No problem
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.
No problem
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Sound like fun, the kids can help
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
No problem, neutral colors, no window dressings, blow-up furniture
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
This is new?
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
Ouch, a bit weird, but, no problem
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
No problem
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
No problem
They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.
No problem
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
No problem Should be able to do that in six weeks
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
No problem
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
This, I can assure you would not be a problem!
I think I could do it, sign me up! J
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years.
No problem Every day's a party!
I don't particularly like the idea of shaving my legs or wearing makeup, but if you like a smooth legged man, that is okay. . . .
Do you think that we would also be able to opt of the sports, school, emergency room (probably wasn't really needed anyway).
By "eyebrows groomed" does that mean that I have to start plucking out my eyebrow hair, I really don't want to do that. I hear that it becomes obsessive and seeing as how I am an addictive type personality, I don't think that it is wise to start! J
Love you,
Thanks,
B